who gets drunk off wine..
me.
I’m drunk.
same. just split a bottle with the girlfriend. Then had mindblowing sex.
5/21/2012
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| Zooey Deschanel: | Is that rain? |
| Siri: | What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Let's get tomato soup delivered! |
| Siri: | ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes. |
| Siri: | Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Remind me to clean up. |
| Siri: | Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible- |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Tomorrow. |
| Siri: | I'm in hell. This is hell. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Excellent. Today, we're dancing. |
| Siri: | I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll." |
| Siri: | I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you. |
| Zooey Deschanel: | *dances* |
| Siri: | Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet. |
“There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.”
— Ronald Reagan
5/14/2012
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5/14/2012
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Did someone do this already or…….
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THIS IS ThE BEST FUCKING ONE RIGHT NOW
this is too good.
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compared to Ang Korra is garbage. Ang would have wrecked house against Amon
Which is funny, since she has been trained her whole life to harness these abilities. But I do feel that aang is more skilled than her. So far anyway.
But aang was a airbending master when he was 12, and did grow up in a tougher time.
Yea but he’s still 12
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5/13/2012
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Found on - LINK
5/13/2012
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i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
Death to them all.
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5/9/2012
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5/9/2012
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this. in like 11 days.
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Give me the go ahead and I'll undress myself for you, if you're at all interested now.
